#Futurama

The yeas have it. Our nation's official joke state shall be New Jersey. #Futurama

That plot makes perfect sense, wink, wink. Bender, you said "wink, wink" out loud. No, I didn't. Raise middle finger. #Futurama

Finally I look as pretty as I feel! #Futurama

Oh, sure, Leela's fine, but my jaundice has progressed to Muppet Gangrene! It's not easy being gangrenous. #Futurama

We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans! #Futurama

Look, I got you a cabbage to snack on. Humans like cabbage, right? #Futurama

Poor Leela. I feel like I ruined her life. You did ruin her life! You might be right, Hermes. I am right! I almost feel like we should do something to help her. We should do something! I don't care what you say, Hermes. Let's go! #Futurama

I… won at something? I hope my grandma’s proud of me down in Hell. #Futurama

Come on, Fry! Die with dignity! #Futurama

Are they black with white feathers or white with black feathers? It don't matter, baby. They're all beautiful. #Futurama

When I screamed help, I didn't mean you! I apologize. However, I was able to do your job before I saved your life. #Futurama

A pair of scenes from Futurama comics Issue #79 - Kif of Death! #Futurama #FuturamaComics

I feel great, and I owe it all to Calculon. His visit really inspired me. I finally know what I want to be when I grow up. You want to co-star in his TV show? Like that time you already did that? #Futurama

Oh, they're great! They're like sex, except I'm having them! #Futurama

Hello, Mavis. Surprised to see me back again so soon? Mavis is dead. #Futurama

Oh, God, I'm having a Serengeti flashback. Die, you dirty giraffe! #Futurama

Being captain is about intuition and heart. A good captain can't have either one. That's why cold, logical Bender is perfect for the job. Well, I do think of human life as expendable. #Futurama

Hey, I can get a date too. Now that I'm single, I'll attract all sorts of women! With my body I think you might only attract one sort of woman. Oh! Oh… #Futurama

Well, that was fun. Now, for eons of loneliness. #Futurama