Is Florida State — booty?

Michigan State fans watching Boston College right now.

Poor DJ U.

Michigan’s offense finally clicked that last drive against Fresno State. You all don’t realize how much that matters. I expect vast improvement this Saturday. #GoBlue

Okay.

If Michigan loses this weekend, Michigan won the national championship earlier this year. If Michigan wins this weekend, Michigan won the national championship earlier this year — and know that I will find your naysaying tweets and show them off to the world. #GoBlue

If Michigan cannot effectively run the ball on Saturday, it will be a long afternoon. However, if they get to 175 yards rushing or more, they will beat Texas. #GoBlue

In my opinion, Donovan Edwards is the best big-game runner in modern Michigan Football history. His penchant for making game-breaking runs in the biggest moments is a gift, and I am quite sure he has some magic left. #GoBlue

Shall I roll the tape?

Fine, let’s do 2 games ago.

If you want your mentions to be flooded with Ohio State fans, tweet something positive about Michigan. For example: Michigan is an elite football program. #GoBlue

APS sends our thoughts and prayers to those affected by the senseless act of violence at Apalachee High School in Barrow County. We stand in support and solidarity with Barrow County School System and all school districts as we wrap our arms around our students and staff.

For those of you who may have forgotten, Michigan holds the current national championship. #GoBlue

Our thoughts and deepest condolences are with the Apalachee High School community. #ApalacheeStrong

The worst sports moment of the last 25 years for Michigan State and Ohio State fans. #GoBlue

Blaming Michigan for stealing signs of a formation/play they have never run before is — something. Ohio State players and their fans are finding weirder and weirder ways to cope with losing to Michigan 3 years in a row.

Former Michigan commit Xavier Worthy.

Michigan and Ohio State have the same amount of National Championships in the last 50 years.