This is Gibson. He needs you to stop working immediately. All the other dogs are going to the park. 12/10

I've been friends with Kermit the Frog, Gonzo, and Animal for so long, we can all finish each other's sentences! Well, almost... it's hard to ever know what Gonzo is going to say.

This is Ned. He trusted you with the aux cord during this car ride. Regrets that decision. 12/10

Do you know why gardeners are always busy? Because there's always MOWER to do! Ahhhhh! I think this joke is lawn-derful! #WockaWocka!

Disney World has announced it is closing due to Hurricane Ian. While many think it is for obvious safety reasons, the actual reason is if the power goes out and they lose containment the animatronics from Small World will be free to feed.

On this, the first of October, it is my dastardly duty to remind my followers that though I am as a fashionable fiend with sinister style, I am first and foremost a fan of scares, frights, and creepy crawlies of all kinds. Cue the maniacal laugh... MMMWAAHAHAHAAHAA!!! ⚡️ 🎃 ⚡

I just got these 2 from the pet store, they sound like they are near death. I'm taking them to the vet today if anyone can please send financial help, I wasn't planning on getting more cats. CA $1ladylovecb thank you so much!

What do you call a werewolf without fur? A barewolf! Ahhhhh! Not to be confused with a bear-wolf, which is my Halloween costume this year. #WockaWocka!

All Hallow's Eve is nigh... in six days. Let us pass the time by discussing my favorite subject: Costumes! Tell me what you're wearing, ask me for advice on what to wear, or give me suggestions for my own costume. (I'm a procrastinator, what can I say?)

RT for a follow back, or just because I’m hot ;)

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My New Year's resolution this year is the same as it is every year: Never stop telling jokes! Remember, where there's a will, there's a way to make 'em laugh!

Unfortunately after more than 3 days we still have no official communication from Twitter. Fenix on Android is still suspended. Let's see if today will bring us any development, good or bad, on the whole situation. Again, thank you all for your patience and support.

Have you ever wondered where all the taxis are parked overnight? In a CABinet! Ahhhh! It's not fare how funny this is. #WockaWocka! 🚕

My cousin is a polar bear who just loves to eat wraps! His favorite is a brrrrr-ito! Ahhhh! Icy you laughing a lot at this one! #WockaWocka!

How do you catch a fish without a fishing pole? 🎣 With your bear hands. 🐾

🐻 The Sharer: Bears do not usually share food with others (bearing is NOT sharing), but some will share the spoils. This interaction occurs between bears that are highly tolerant of each other. ⁣BFFs (bear fish friends!)

What do you call someone who sells movie theaters? A REEL-tor! Ahhhhh! That joke may be corny, but it really POPS! 🍿🍿🍿 #WockaWocka!

Freya Parker NEW ACCOUNT Never to early to start saving for that dog cloning service.

feeling generous- giving out free MONTH subscriptions 🥵🥵 (link in bio) RT if you wanna film w/ me next and get to join MY mile high club ✈️ 😈 xoxoXXX 💋