I’m no cop but you should wear pants to target

girls be on twitter for 15 minutes just to retweet everything they see and leave

You're an adult. Wash. Rinse. Stop repeating yourself.

The highest form of intimacy is truth

Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t. Show them you can’t.

Harvest moon. Top notch. No notes.

Why am I up, you ask? Because my body is incredibly stupid.

Please say sike....ward.

Why are they called ears and not hears?

Anyway, it’s better to be nice than to not be nice.

This might be just a glitch, but I CAN SEE YOU

Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn't forward that message to 10 people.

hand written love letter > text message love letter

Unfortunately this hamburger is beyond help

Who in the Slip N Slide needs that much Baby Oil?

A good funnel cake could cure me

I like you but not matching shirts like you.

Anytime you find yourself giving more energy than you receive, 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙥 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠.

a backpack is just a big purse

"Everything has a beginning, but few will be able to see it to the end."