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Goodnight and thank you guys 🥰

don’t shout at me, shut up

Dirty 30, flirty 30 Happy birthday to me

When you’re a non-tech in tech, it’s easy to think that you’re in the wrong career; you’re not earning $80k a week, it feels like devs and design are the only people that matter, and you rarely, if ever, get to speak to people. #MoonshotbyTechCabal

Don’t be too nice, but be nice enough so they don’t kill you. Greet touts on the street so they don’t r word you, or better yet, so they protect you from Other rapists and murderers. Smile so they don’t get angry. Don’t be too noticeable.

I was just thinking about this, it’s possible he’s killed more in between and that boy is a Serial Killer. #JusticeForChristianah

wear a ring on your ring finger so they believe you’re married. don’t call attention to yourself when you’re outside.

birds have better brains than you.

not how i planned to start my day fr.

i hate calls😭😭😭 the crippling anxiety that comes with with.

Omo please, let’s take this thing to the streets. I’m really tired of tweeting alone, it feels like I’m screaming into the void. Somebody do something wtf

i’m sick, wtf

so only men take women on dates?

Hi Bookish People! Our book for the month is 'The Road to the Country' by Chigozie Obioma. Our meeting to discuss the book of the month will be on Sunday, Sept. 22, 2024, 2 pm to 5 pm at Yanga Dental Clinic, 51 Bode Thomas Street, beside Unity Bank, Surulere. 📷:Masobe Books

back in office

never seen a cooler 30 year old! happy birthday my babe❤️

Everyone see my bandana! It took me 4½ hours to make (this is a 1 hour project if I was crocheting but I'm very proud I'm getting better at knitting). Enjoy the blurry video of me

a fairy😍