NGL Moo Deng kinda seems like a lil brat

wearing a flannel and athletic shorts because fuck you I wanna be a comfy dude

ヌンチャクの練習をします。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I practice with nunchucks.

Waiting until Oct. 1 to listen to Misfits again. Probably Graves-era where the camp is turned to maximum

Getting this stuck in my head again and wanting to run thru a brick wall youtube.com/watch?v=YHOeHf…

Had a dream I went to Outback with old friends but they weren't even serving food. Nightmare

There's something to be said about surrounding yourself with hot mutuals. I'm in the process of reverse twink death so I'll be there for you guys in a few months

Sometimes I'll see a Borzoi pic taken with a lens that makes their schnoz look especially long and the cartoon sound effect of something stretching out plays in my head

Oh Lord this is a work of pure majesty

If you are going with a mass-market bbq sauce, Stubbs has some great stuff. Yes I am eating cold steak fries slathered in sweet heat sauce

I’m n luv with a hippo

POV you are the hamburglar and the detective just searched your belongings producing evidence of the crime

How to disable a super saiyan: punch the dick and balls

Oh baby, it has been unearthed

Saw some later-season episodes of American Dad a while back and yeah that stuff is still pretty good. Remarkable! Also, I do enjoy this weird little freak

Because the majority of English speakers aren't weirdos (I do think that phrase is way cooler)