Trump called Kim Jong Un a "smart cookie." That's crazy -- he reminds me more of a "murderous soft cheese."

Turns out that couch shopping makes me want to kill a man. Why is this so complicated? Why does everything take 2-4 weeks for delivery?

By the way thanks to all the people who saw Guardians2! Damn. Just... thanks.

Covfefe is from THE NECRONOMICON, and actually means "Hail Cuthulu!"

Someone sent this to us - please cite the artist! #ParisAgreement #ParisAccord

We get this question 100x/day. Talk to your Congress-people to give us more funding. x.com/hannibalpeck/s…

Trump is chomping at the bit to exploit the first incident he can pin on terrorists within the U.S. Remember that if and when it happens.

We don’t want to. We love our jobs. But how much longer will we have them? x.com/sandra_snow/st…

Covfefe these terrorists attacking london

Mr. President, every day we are having a gun debate because every day 90 people in our country die from gun violence. Many of them are kids. x.com/realdonaldtrum…

Wubba lubba dub dub!

No Trump, No KKK, No Fascist USA!

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Trump vs. Science - No other president in history has done more to trash science than Donald Trump. 😡usnews.com/opinion/world-…

Attempt 2: Rian Johnson please let me score your new Star Wars trilogy. I’ll start on it now.

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About to do a Twitch stream of Bioshock at Hit Dice Studios. Check us out

I see old Mr. Grab 'Em By the Pussy endorses the women's marches. Just when you think it can't get more existential, it does.