I just saw a man driving down the freeway with his dog in the front seat. The dog was wearing a long black wig, and I simply must know more.

Do you ever think about how beautiful it is to have friendships so historic that you’ve gotten the privilege to love multiple versions of them?

The culprit

Okay, SNL, I see you! Btw, that November 2nd show is going to EAT.

I want to make one of those crocheted temperature blankets, but I have 2 problems: 1. I don’t know how to crochet (and don’t like to learn hard things in case I am not immediately good at them) 2. I will most certainly be bored of this project in 3 days time

Unlearning the idea that suffering equals worthiness has been one of the greatest challenges of my healing, but god the reward is overwhelmingly sweet.

Did you know that unmarried people are allowed to have kitchen aid mixers too?

Thank you for your service, MHC!

My partner works remotely and is currently in a virtual baby shower for a coworker. It’s the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen. The team sent her gifts, dressed up, and are playing games. Everyone is having so much fun and it’s so freaking wholesome! 🥹

Hey Lupus, can you come here real quick? I gotta tell you something. Fuck off.

I don’t think the government should ever be allowed to murder its citizens and I don’t know why that’s still controversial.

You can choose 3 people, dead or alive. Who is your dream blunt rotation?

Literally me. Plus all the I love yous!

I would do anything to see Phantom of the Opera on Broadway for the first time again

I’m the level of high where my phone looks like I chalkboard and I just scared myself with my own shadow

I need this more than I’ve ever needed anything before

Thinking THOUGHTS

Matthew Clairmont from A Discovery of Witches is my kryptonite. I am powerless.