As the president of Sacagawea State I am very proud to announce that we will be joining the WWE. That is the Westward Expansion Conference. Go Samurai!!

We just hired a really good security officer. Honestly wasn’t gonna hire him until he showed me what he could do on a Segway. Gave me chills. Literal chills. Welcome to the family Paul!!

TSA sucks

Mascot is out and ready to party. Everyone say hi to Sammy the Samurai. Slice up Samurai Nation

Who’s the best

Just landed in the ATL. I’m confused and lost. Can someone point me to the nearest Bojangles?? Free admission to anyone who can help

Imagine having to go to a Chili's Grill & Bar instead of an Olive Garden because a graduate assistant forgot to call ahead. At Sacagawea State that ga would be fired on the spot. Professionalism is simply what we do. #hiwelcometochilis #whatarewedoing #bebetter

Happy Jewish heritage month samurai nation

When you’re here, you’re family #welcometothegarden #family #breadsticksloading #COMPETITION

If someone tells me I’m not allowed to say “when you’re here you’re family” at this Olive Garden one more time. Imma go buck wild on the whole operation. #stop #spreadthove #hashtag #cancelthisguynamedmike

Why does every Steak 'n Shake I go to have the greasiest floors of any other food chain??? #icyhotsuperslide

Bars are sweet #drinkup

Listening to Theo Von and Lainey Wilson is like listening to a married couple getting results on financing an above ground pool #stayblessed

This football stuff is getting pretty crazy. We gonna be it the top 25 soon. Coming for deons ass gonna be a breeze. Peep is in the natty playing Georgia. #burntheships #beatrado

The happiness of the dog who got his wheelchair

Fr just found out 50 cent wasn’t talking ab a girl fainting in the club. #damn #growingup #timeflies