Gonna need Botox after all this furrowing tonight

Google “therapists near me Aetna.” tampabay.com/opinion/2024/0…

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Supreme Court Overturns 'Right v. Wrong' theonion.com/supreme-court-…

My husband has several shirts from the Men's Warehouse Michael Strahan collection, so I'm always like, "Why don't you just wear one of the Strahans? I like the Strahans. Get the Strahan!!" Anyway, great shirts, Strahan.

He is brave. He is well-behaved. He is not afraid.

Wait, why did Madonna want the boys to RAISE her interest

Perhaps you'd like to start your morning considering alternate universes and alternate lives? Tampa Bay Times tampabay.com/life-culture/2…

Someone at the coffee shop just said, "Is a second coffee going to fix my problems?" And I felt that.

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As an Ohio transplant in a Florida middle school, I found myself surrounded by 13-year-olds who said “glass of wooter” and “grocery bayg” and “warsh cloth,” not to mention the new Democratic Party battle cry of “ope.” And their dads. tampabay.com/opinion/2024/0…

Phoenix playing the Olympic closing ceremonies with Ezra Koenig is such a victory for millennial culture. We made it, you guys.

Team USA in their closing ceremonies hats

'The vape Nazi' is his nickname. I might have some kind of record for Seinfeld references into local news stories. tampabay.com/news/st-peters…

Stuff our souls with smushed sandwiches and sloshing squares of purple juice. tampabay.com/opinion/2024/0…

NEW: The Florida DEP News employee who was fired over leaked state park info tells me it was secrecy and likely enviro destruction that led him to speak out “This was going to be a complete bulldozing of all of that habitat," he told me today More Tampa Bay Times tampabay.com/news/environme…

Stepped away from this website briefly because I can only take so much, but here's a piece I wrote about the chaos/sadness/joy of moving. tampabay.com/opinion/2024/0…

Every writer in the world is gonna start using "I have concepts of a plan" in response to their concerned editors. - J

Column: Guess what, Pasco? Libraries are for learning about life, even in #Florida tampabay.com/opinion/2024/0… via Stephanie Hayes

This one goes out to Mike Clay and my therapy bills tampabay.com/opinion/2024/0…