As far as I can tell, Angela Raynor's mistake was to dance and party while on holiday rather than during lockdown.

Stop praying to me about Man Utd Some teams are just shit Yours J

Meanwhile here's me genuinely agonising over whether adding £5 for front row seats in the circle etc is fair or a bit of a mickey-take... For the record, bands absolutely can stop this sort of thing from happening. theguardian.com/music/article/…

Parent of the Year 2024 right there! 🙄 bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5y8…

Calling all #ticket #consumers who are unhappy with not just the Oasis scandal but who are fed up with how all tickets are sold to them. Please share & follow us to give us the voice we need to air your concerns & shape future legislation in fans favour.Nobody else has your back

If you know, you know.

Well this aged well … 🙄

Not that I expect anything to come of this because the right backs will get scratched, but still .... x.com/NME/status/183…

My 9yo son’s career goals: 1) Olympian 2) Footballer 3) Food taster I love that life hasn’t crushed his ambition yet. 1 or 2 probably aren’t gonna happen (never say never) but 3 is a solid fallback! 😀

This is a bit interesting. If you're into oil. #oil

She was on holiday. A time when you’re meant to relax and have fun. She wasn’t dancing while supposedly working during a lockdown because of a pandemic that took thousands of lives. That would be wrong now wouldn’t it?

A blast from the passed.The Shirehorses famously changed the world-or was it their socks-either way-don’t stand for poor imitations. These & other stories in ⁦Mark Radcliffe⁩ & I on the road. Info-markandlard.com Tkt prices not likely to fluctuate… 🤔😳👍🏻😘⭐️

I’ve been saying this for 30yrs!!

Son (9), “everyone in science yesterday was calling Uranus ‘your anus’! Glad to hear nothing changes! 😆

This kind of gag is why I find it hard to quite Twitter altogether:

I note that Charlotte Owen declares only one item on her register of interests - she is a Vice President of Better Earth Limited. How much she is paid, she doesn't have to say. Can you guess which famous chap became a director of Better Earth Limited in May 2024?

My car needs a new clutch and flywheel so I’m currently sat crying into a can of beer on a train at Basingstoke station, gently sobbing into the pages of this!

The Ted and Ralph; The Drinking Game One of the greatest ever comedy sketches #TheFastShow

Couldn’t agree more. All the weird flagshaggers getting their union jack knickers in a twist over a song that’s an ode to forelock tugging. I’d rather they just binned the whole charade off.