Is it Katie Price ?

Only time I've ever wanted to watch him.

That'll be the Everton players' punishment tomorrow. Downing that hideous mess for Sunday lunch.

Provocative stuff. But Oasis have always been fake imitators. But their worst crime...? Fake Berties. theguardian.com/music/article/…

End of season relegation table... 18. Chelsea * 19. Man City ** 20. Man Utd *** * Big points deduction ** Bigger points deduction for lying *** Just shite. #manutd

That's global warming for you...wonder what Thunberg has to say...bbc.co.uk/weather/articl…

And I'm gonna start blocking anyone who uses "its" instead of "it's". If you haven't passed GCSE English...blah blah blah...🚮

Welcome to Manchester! I’m not gonna lye, but the first time I quickly glanced at this photo, I thought it was somewhere abroad. #Manchester 📸 | Mcr Skyline

This cloud looks like Morrissey

Think it's called the West Stand now. Inhabited by teens singing 🎶 take me home, country road 🎶

Are you one of these ? 😉

Blimey. Manic Street Preachers have got Roy Keane on drums at Radio 2 Live in the Park.

No tops on ? Must be the queue to get the latest replica City shirt at the Etihad.

Easy...

Some ppl have too much time on their hands. Burnley...the kings of the one-nil.

He'd get in the starting 11 v Southampton next Saturday. Or at least a place on the bench.

Imagine having voted Labour on 4th July 2024...🤔 #KeirStarmer #Lammy

Good read this. manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/whats…

Johnny Marr is a bitter blue. Fact #morrissey.

Killer reply #HuwEdwards