Saginaw, Michigan 😍

This video is sending me omg poor Sam :(

Explaining to this lady at my hotel what Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is about in preparation for the premiere because we will be watching by the pool

You can honestly drop me anywhere on earth and I’d catch a vibe

Tame Impala was right. The less I know, the better

Okay my sunburn is turning into a tan 😗

Me trying to reschedule my sunset catamaran cruise tonight so that I can be seated for the premiere. It’s that serious!

I can do this too kinda

I’m still here

I miss her

So there’s this song

How did Ryan Tedder go from making songs like Apologize with Timbaland to queening out on songs like Greedy and It’s ok I’m ok with Tate McRae A truly versatile man ✨

Of course the annoying one is Heathers friend.. 🙄 #RHOSLC

I’ve had so many pina coladas this trip that I probably taste like them at this point 🫢

I’m ugly crying. Are you kidding me??? 😭

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Most straight men are not straight. I feel like as you get older that becomes more apparent.

Finding out I got the job while drunk on a boat in the middle of the Caribbean Sea… Oh it doesn’t get better than this. 😭

The Dory type accounts have come back with a vengeance. Remember when Twitter banned them? They’re everywhere now. This app turned into a full blown Facebook feed.

Goodbye summer! I’ll miss you 💛🥺