Just wait. Its coming

I don't make the trash. I just take it out

Ya'll got me fucked up on some bs. I'm not what you think. Welcome to the old me. You won't like her. I sure didn't. But ya know something bull and horns and what not.

I see you let your lap dog off his leash, but not before you broke his spirit. That's such a 'you thing to do.

1 is 1 too many. Anytime Anyplace #22for22 #PTSD #SuicidePrevention CALL THIS NUMBER Hotline: #1.800.273.8255 or call 988 or text

Good morning and go fuck yourself

Goddammit I'm fun

A person that truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.

I hope ya'll like surprises

💥💥💥

I'm sorry. I just can't dumb myself down far enough to articulate my words in a way your mind can comprehend. It's not me. It's definitely you.

Consider it done

Wait. Yuk. This is just soda. Wtf. I need to speak with a manager about the lack of vodka in this drink. *has strongly worded convo with myself.

Wait until my other personalities get excited about the surprise. Then it's really gonna be fun.

You're god damn right I am that whole extra type of bitch. It's something that should have been remembered in the first place.

Scrolling... Thirsty peep Dog Thirsty peep Thirsty peep Huge fucking spider... Thirsty peep Starfish Other kind of starfish Poetry Pork chops with asparagus Dad joke Porcupine eating pineapple Guy getting pineapple removed from starfish

Watch this! Actually, you might want to look away. Js

🤣☠️yeah, jackie!

The softest souls often have weathered the heaviest storms

Whatever it takes.