Hmmm...

My shit is ugly. My shit is budget and then upgraded. My shit goes bang when I squeeze the trigger. That's all that matters. Haters be damned.

Her sign didn't come out as well as I would like, but Squeeks is 8 months old!!! (A few days ago) Time is flying by.

Your government hates you. Act accordingly.

Calls me a coward for wanting to avoid a nuclear exchange. Isn't volunteering to fight for Ukraine. Kit up tough guy. You run your mouth awful loose for someone safely sitting on the sidelines.

When I nuked the old laser rig, I lost almost all of my slaps. Luckily I still have this one. Firearms Policy Coalition

Look here you godless heathens. Proper chili beans.

Stop eating hotdog and hamburger toppings as a meal...

So, snacks and a condiment...

Can we charter a Shithook flight to dump this cow and her porcine husband into the Donbass and be rid of them?

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The founders knew the average person wasn't going to be well enough informed for a popular vote. That's why we have the EC. Spending 5 minutes on social media proves that not only were they correct in 1791, they are correct to this day.

One of my few regrets with Social Media is not just running with the accusation that I was the official armorer of #Goldcorp. You know how many more patches I could have sold had I just let people believe that?

Well, yeah! What else is the Internet for except being dumb and weird on it? Have you met us? Then there's TalibanArtDealer who takes care of that other bit all by himself.

GM. Today the kids begin learning about ancient Egypt.

Ok, been busy today. Has our idiot government started WWII yet?

Oh, ok. Just stand up then... Please don't judge the filthy outfit. She's been scooting around on the floor all day.

She forgot driving advice...

GM It's Wednesday (I think) so we are halfway there. Sleep is for the weak, or some such...

Oh, ok... Just stand up in the bed then...