Don’t worry, folks… just confirmed AI CANNOT produce dumb table jokes as good as we can. We live to tweet another day!!!

Ok so we have this new half-ounce called Yogurt and it’s pretty dank, like it’s got UK Cheese x Forbidden Fruit lineage and mega cheesy flavour which is great news for folks into that sort of thing. Get it in BC and AB if that’s you!

*hits bowl* If chilli is soup and a hot dog is a sandwich, is a chilli dog a soup sandwich?

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION: cargo shorts are actually perfect because they have those giant pockets you could probably fit a giant bag o’ weed in!! Like Fuzzy Hammer, our new sativa-dominant 28g, available in ON and AB. Nailed it.

We can't wait to hear what you think of it! The terp profile on Fuzzy Hammer is so good 🤙

Word on the street is our new 14g in BC and ON has enough spicy flavour to put some hair on your chest!! It’s called City Slicker and it’s got notes of ginger, garlic and citrus. Make you wanna throw on some leather chaps and hit the dude ranch!!

You know how yogurt sometimes comes in those funny to-go tubes? Our Yogurt comes in 7 x 0.5g pre-rolls! It’s also v dank. We’re talking about weed in case you didn’t figure that out (it also comes in 14g if tubes aren’t your thing).

Can’t believe you haven’t tried Sticky Buns yet seeing as how we’ve tweeted about it like eleventy billion times. Go get an ounce already ya dingus!!!

Word on the street is, TABLE TOP Yogurt is DANK. Like not in a wet basement way but in a cheesy and loud way. Get it in a half-ounce or a pre-roll pack! Niiiice.

Having a buttload of pre-rolls ready to go at any time is pretty great. That’s why we called it the Pretty Great 28. 14 indica joints. 14 sativa joints. You do the math!

Say HELLO to our NEW HASH BURGER INFUSED PRE-ROLLS! 3 x 0.5g joints in each pack, infused with solventless rosin. These things are BEEFY with enough hash flavour and high potency to make you say WHOA DUDE!

*hits bong* are all chaps assless? Are pants just full-ass chaps? Is there a half-assed option? Important questions brought to you by a 14g bag of City Slicker (Gelato 33 x Stardawg).

Is it a gas station air freshener? A douchey drugstore fragrance? Or an ounce of lemony, peppery, diesel-y indica? Lemon Diesel is definitely that last one. Thank frig.

No rig? No prob! Get your solventless rosin in our NEW HASH BURGER INFUSED PRE-ROLLS! These little joints will BLOW your tastebuds with MEATY hash flavour and 28-38% THC! BYO ketchup and mustard.

Why do we have an ounce called Fuzzy Hammer?? It’s a 9LB Hammer x Velvet Bud cross and velvet is kind of the opposite of a medium vibe so…

Remember that time we sent out “grow your own table” kits... aka little pots with little trees in them? Just trying to repopulate the planet with tables. Heroes, capes, etc. etc.

Still not really used to this whole X thing, like in the before times we’d be like “time to go do some tweets” and now it’s like “time to go do some exes”. WAIT SCRATCH THAT OMG EW.

ONTARIO! Fuzzy Hammer 28g is dropping soon at a store near you! We really nailed it with this one. Haha get it? bit.ly/45qwp7T

Was feeling weird then realized it’s prob cuz we haven’t talked about Sticky Buns in forever. This TABLE TOP classic indica is available in a bunch of different sizes pretty much everywhere. Ahhhh that’s better. bit.ly/3Osiesg

Would be a lot cooler if every weekend was a long weekend and we had more time to put a dent in our fave ounces. LIKE IF I U AGREE AND WE SHOULD BE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD!