if everyone was just more honest about the fact you need like 10 hours a week to do your job 80% of the time and then random bursts of 80+ hours per week 20% of the time, we could all actually have work life balance

are you having fun?

do you ever have deadlines on important adult life things but all you want to do is start something random? but the guilt of not doing the important adult thing is too high to allow yourself to start the random thing? so instead of doing either you ask about it on twitter?

stocks. so hot right now

me: I don't have any lingering effects from child hood also me: never tells anyone when good things are happening because they'll get dismissed and ridiculed.

it's decisiveness. that's the thing you need. dang

are we still rawdogging?

I just need to practice more coding. Because I have a thing I know I could do with code because I did it before. But I have no motivation to relearn what I did before because it was so long ago I forgot. Gotta keep those skills hot.

if I change to an anime pfp will twitter start paying me to use this app?

About to enjoy the pizza I made with my family that i timed perfectly to be ready 10 minutes after they said they'd be home.

there is so much professional content on the internet and yet the random one off stuff shot by a couple randos on a phone always ends up being the most interesting

I'm bringing AI linkinedin to the twitter: We've all been there—your boss, coworker, or client comes to you with a shiny new idea. Your instinct? “Sure thing!” Add it to the to-do list and keep moving, right? But here’s the problem: pretty soon, that to-do list looks like a

TIL that they're called soft drinks because they are non-alcoholic. Legitimately never thought about that before even though I grew up with mike's hard lemonade being a thing 🤦

How did McDonald's Canada and Crocs miss so hard on this happy meal toy? Crocs are huge among kids right now and the big thing is jibbitz. Why they would give out these plastic Crocs keychains instead of McDonald's branded jibbitz. They probably could have charged for them...

Sketching out some office design ideas at lunch. Kids decided to do their rooms

running experiments is good but running experiments to show people you're running experiments is useless

deciding if I should throw out some old notebooks or continue the obscene dream of one day having others quest for a peek into the inner workings of an admired man

how many metrics are your tracking and how many are you actually using?