If you hate pork then you need to (censored)

I'm not done growing. I'm going to get taller.

Good morning, friends. Have a great Tuesday! Don't forget to enjoy a lovely breakfast. I'm going to eat some toast, eggs, and 38lbs of raw chicken.

I'm going to bunica's after work for dinner with some family (wholesome) My baby cousin is getting baptized this weekend and we're making plans 🙏☦

I like lamb.

Good morning, friends. Happy Wednesday! I had a weird dream about being attacked by a futuristic robot at work. I didn't die though 💪 Don't forget your vitamins!

I don't like iceberg lettuce. I've been to Serbia though.

I've been on twitter for 3yrs and I must say, you all are wonderful.

I just kicked a 3 ton boulder into orbit.

Watching MasterChef and saying "pfft... I could win"

Good morning, friends. Have a tremendous Thursday! Don't forget to have a big glass of milk with your breakfast.

Guy talking about the 2 dozen supplements and boosters and drinks and whatever to "lose weight" but he hasn't changed his diet nor exercises. He has a lot of faith in those special little supplements.

This makes me laugh whenever I see it and I don't care if that's not ok.

My best friend (Honduran-Mexican) cannot stand how I love hot/spicy food because she can barely handle a habanero.

✅ Looks busted & gross ✅ Looks fat ✅ Looks sweaty ✅ Looks like a weak bra

Good morning, friends. Happy Friday! Have a wonderful day and a kick ass weekend 🤘 Don't forget to watch out for deer.

Just overheard 2 coworkers discussing their irritable bowl syndrome.

Ranting about "someone" being mad because you don't worship a saint is pretty wild since saints aren't worshipped.

Me: YOU CORRUPTED THE CODE! Them: All I did was (something incredibly stupid) Me: *passive aggressive Wisconsin kindness tone* It's ok. I will fix it. It's fine. No big deal.

Band fish fry and game night (wholesome)