"He didn't stop screaming for an hour." #vegan #mafia #horseradish #messages #vegans #thegodfather #horseshead

"Guess they've had enough. They reached the breaking point." #cows #moo #humans #farts #methane #cowprotest #protest

"It happens every 5 years," Snookie says. #meatballs #newjersey #flyingmeatballs #jerseyshore #newjersey

"He's always admired the rapper and his 'wisdom'" #dalailama #kencricklamar #notlikeus #thesongofthesummer #rap #hiphop

"Just add water and kiss your chrome dome goodbye!" #chia #chiapet #chiaseeds #baldness #baldie #hairtransplant #hair

You know, I think he likes it. It amuses him." #keithrichards #ghosts #haunting #rollingstones #tiredofwaiting

A happy ending to a bad situation? #diamonds #constipation #poop #poopsout #shiny #gems

It's a tough economic environment for all millennials. #ghosts #millennials #ghost #real-estate #affordable housing #haunting #realtor

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Place your bets!! #jakepaul #kamalaharris #ufc

Otters gone wild?! #otters #sanfrancisco #madotters #wildotters #haight #thehaight

"Ghosts got tired of being stuck in the same house with the same people - who were home all day. There are many looking for a new start in a new home to haunt. #realestate #ghosts #realtors #realestateghosts #house #houseforsale

WWN Fact-Checkers working hard on Labor Day. #facts #larold #larry #factcheck

"They were having a great time until they were spotted near the Eiffel Tower by some rabid fans from the 80s." #eiffeltower #Paris #cabbagepatchkids #cabbagepatch #cabbagepatchadults

Ace WWN Investigative Reporter, Chuck Upley, uncovers a rare photo of the 20th President of the United States. The World's Only Reliable News! #garfield #cats #president #20thpresident #jamesgarfield #portraits #neverbeforeseen

Some thought the slowdown would continue until the end of the year. But sources tell WWN that is not the case. #aliens #alienabduction #summer #gootans #zeebans

The Gootans are here. So are the Zeebans. #gootans #zeebans #aliens #ufos #uaps

Hmmm... Who knew Buddha had an opinion on this. Joe Saddler with The Enlightened One. #buddha #middlechildren #reincarnated

"I'm a lucky man. I guess I upset his stomach enough. Thank God." #whale #stuckinwhale #jonah #geppetto #pinocchio #regurgitated #cartoon #stomach #reallifegeppetto