Seems fitting he's currently in the lead to be the next Tory leader.

I have been told to stop stealing muffins from the bakery. Unfortunately, it’s the only way to keep my lucrative muffin stand in business. Everyone is fine with this.

Eight workmen in the house, one child on a half day from school, and a day of meetings. I may spontaneously combust by about 5pm.

THEY WROTE HISTORY. THEY WILL BE REMEMBERED FOREVER AS LEGENDS, AS THE GOLDEN GENERATION OF SAMMARINESE FOOTBALL. THEY DID SOMETHING WE COULDN’T DO IN 20 YEARS, IN 140 GAMES, IN 12.600+ MINUTES OF FOOTBALL. A WIN, A FUCKING WIN.

With this and English Teacher, it seems there might well again be a market for heartwarming, thoughtful, consideration, kind TV. More, please.

The difference in good tradesmen and bad tradesmen is thousands, and thousands. Hint: Those who are communicative are typically good.

Why should a manager have to sing a national anthem? Bonkers country.

Most modern fiction / most lifestyle newscycles are people discovering sex. "As the first person to ever [give birth / lose a parent / have a challenge in my life]..."

It's funny how large public bodies like HMRC / the SLA won't tell you if you either overpay or owe them cash when the interest meter's running. Strange.

WHAT a pub quiz fact.

ITV dicking about with the replay so we miss the excellent build up play from the defence.

Silly I know but one likes to imagine James earl jones up in heaven as darth Vader, choking Paddington to death and causing his marmalade sandwich to fall from his lifeless paw, as a twinkling smile alights upon her majesty’s plump sensual lips. X 💕 👸 🇬🇧

The Eve / Grealish set of one twos. Marvellous stuff. Commentators say nothing.

Running off the ball. Dost mine eyes deceive me?

That was a nice goal. Not a mention of TAA’s pass again. Weird. Separately, impressed with Gomes. He’s made it all seem so simple.

I am giving a little presentation tomorrow at one of that London's trendiest ad agencies. How much like a Succession character should I dress? Half zip? I think I need some big Wambsgans energy.