lol imagine pushing 80 and worrying your dumb ass about Taylor Swift.

Swifties are strapped

I hate onions and honestly I’m glad we’re just getting things off our chest.

The fact that one cannot just watch the Emmy’s without paying $80/month…?

BREAKING: The cast of The Gilded Age did not, in fact, wear my podcast’s Gilded Age merch to the Emmy’s but maybe next year.

I think about this a concerning amount of times a week.

It’s really wild how West went from an incredible breath of fresh air to a cringe reality boy just like that.

The obscure biopic thing is getting out of hand

We all just took Dr. Kovac performing emergency surgery in a cable knit turtle neck for granted.

My big three

Man I just love millennials.

Hunger, Shame, and 12 Years a Slave are literally perfect so my hopes are HIGH.

Do you ever wonder if the FBI/CIA agent assigned to reading all of your personal messages is also… gay? Are they also debating about whether the pop girlies are as good as they used to be or not?

Why isn’t it just Million Dollar Listing SLC?

Something we’re missing terribly as a society are seasonal/holiday television episodes that came with 23 episode seasons that we got every year of each show.

Sometimes edibles just make you sleep really well and sometimes you’re using chop sticks to eat shredded cheese out of the bag and weeping over the platonic relationships on ER. (Not me though)

2 Passion 2 Christ Christ 7 is gunna be wild.

If you asked me if I DM the cast of ER every night during my rewatch when I see an impactful scene I would say “no, I don’t”

My dad WAS the 80’s