don't talk to me unless microsoft word thinks your last name is a spelling mistake

is my hair blond or brown

just cited my own research for the first time wowowowowowowowow

still goated

i accidentally saw travie mccoy live last week and learned one fact about myself: every single word to stereo hearts is still in my brain somewhere

was having a great time and i thought the person with the aux at the restaurant was really into 70s rock but then i realized it was just the guardians of the galaxy soundtrack

first 3 hours in montreal and i got a) mistaken for a local once and b) instantly clocked as an anglo by vibes alone multiple times

sometimes i have periods of calm in my life and then i am forced to tie a tie

long hair superpower that i took for granted: plausible deniability as to whether you have (wireless) headphones in at any time

i think many occurrences of the mandela effect (Berenstain bears, Febreze) are instances where people learned a word at an age where they were not strong spellers, never internalized the spelling and later they retroactively apply the spelling to it that they think it should have

it’s just really hard to learn what champagne birthday is and then realize you wasted yours turning six

a bar that psychoanalyzes you and then serves you a cocktail based on the results, called Jung and Reckless

music to the ears of unemployed linguists

desktop erasure

according to icelandic law, all first names must be able to take a genitive case ending or they must "have been adopted through custom in the Icelandic language", although i'm not sure what that means. i guess this is because you have to be able to form a patronymic/matronymic?

which website building/hosting platform is best and why? squarespace, wix, wordpress, etc.?

q’eqchi’, mam, and yucatec maya are among the 110 languages being added to google translate! other additions include manx, kalaallisut, romani, nahuatl and zapotec! support.google.com/translate/answ…

just successfully defended my first generals paper!

lost my 450 day streak on duolingo :(