Imagine being this cool

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

it’s so cool that E.T. cracks open a pack of cold ones and gets wasted in the middle of a work day. just walking around the kitchen bumping into cabinets, what an awesome guy

Looking forward to this! 😃

got the top 3 thrifting today 💯

this is going to be me in 30 years (space ghost is incapable of aging btw)

Barbarism Begins At Home bassline

Out now. We play Louisville tonight with Fuming Mouth and next weekend with Obituary, Torture, and Khasm

i love books they’re like wikipedia pages but longer

I genuinely think this is the worst thing to ever happen to a repository of information since the burning of the library of alexandria

hit me that this looks like an ad for an internet plan that talks about how your gamer time is too precious to waste on low speed internet

Posting here too:3

was informed it's from Neon Genesis Evangelion in 3D and wouldn't you know it, there it is

wish this was the unrated version :/

Banh mi is crazy it’s like here’s the best sandwich of your life and it’s $11

playin a local gig with slipknot in a couple weeks, should be pretty fun

Fire! 'Twisted Metal 2: World Tour' PlayStation