Grandfinal Tomorrow, so keen, cant wait to smash some Seville kids !!! #Footy! #Qualitypill #nervous

Pondering the mysteries of the universe on the vline bus!! #backtoschool #sleepy

If you agree that higher education is an economic necessity—not a luxury—add your name: OFA.BO/MSjGvY

Just realised I achieved my childhood dream, I now have as many tour de France's as Lance Armstrong #watagun #winning #superfreak

Success can’t be measured by how much money you have, but by whether you have inner peace in your heart.

@willkingwill sorry Kingy

Lance Armstrong, what a dope! #careerover #nomoretitles #cheat

RIP #ChrissyAmphlett You touched all of us xoxo

Stuart Broad - I'm glad it's back to back Ashes series coz you will cop it at every sporting ground this summer in Australia. #Ashes

@GeremyMcKay33 it was an honest mistake, I didn't know it was a glee version! Ihaveangeredthegymgods #pleaseforgiveme!

David Evans is a man of great integrity and will be sorely missed. A victim in all of this. He is loved and trusted by all EFC players.

The NBN dudes are rolling cable in my street today. I asked when I can connect, they said depends on election result. #never #cruel #auspol