Please respect the privacy of all your mom’s friends at this time

Introducing, the real me

She Norm on my D till her beach is stormed. (Happy D-Day, from our family to yours)

This product is only 13 dollars?? If you had asked me as a child, I would've guessed at least $60.

Most iconic sibling groupings: 1. Three boys 2. Two girls, one boy 3. Four girls 4. One boy, one girl

Sort of a perfect encapsulation of 2013

(Biggie voice) “I love it when you call me Young Sheldon”

Has anyone considered that maybe Biden was just being random?

Me in middle school when you were required to do a sport:

Endorsing her ex-husband’s wife? She just locked in the Child of Divorce vote

She had JD Vance’s dream life

Sooo, had longstanding brunch plans tmrw at La Pecora Bianca w/my friends Tim, Josh, and Andy. Then yesterday they ALL text saying they’ve “cancelled all their weekend plans.” 🙄🙄 I’m just like…okay fine/random. But the cancellation fee for under 48hr is $20/pp. Do I Venmo?🧐

Hugely underrated gift: when the waiter has a strong preference between the two entrees you’re undecided on

It’s funny that this is set to a song from a musical

about to be vulnerable with you all: I've continued to watch "is it cake" videos every day since 2020

It’s honestly sick the amount college tour guides love to say “you can make a big school feel small, but you can’t make a small school feel big.”

As a man, you’re actually not allowed to exit your 20s until you finish The Power Broker

“Debate” this “debate” that…De only “bait” I need is what’s attached to the end of my fishing line as I cruise beautiful lake Champlain with my even more beautiful wife. #vacationrules