Only hot people are reading Ovid instead of Catullus this valentines day

swifties posting “im about to be SO annoying” YOURE ALREADY ANNOYING

I hate office small talk, how am I doing today? Same as I was when you saw me yesterday Janet, I want to fucking kill myself

This is what all the Barbie Oscar snub discourse sounds like to me

???

no black woman has won a best actress oscar in over 12 years but you want us to cry cause white blonde #56 didn’t get a nomination?

it's like the whole world is conspiring to make me hate a movie that i saw and ENJOYED

she didn’t lose the oscar. the oscar lost her!

me to the mf who’s behind me in mario kart

nah guys im so done with this veganuary shite everything is so expensive

Sometimes a note, sometimes a hint

gurl just shut the fuck up

phoebe bridgers covering songs by toxic men and making them toxic lesbian is one of my fav things about her, i love girls consumed by guilt and regret 💙💙

she detached her pussy, melted it down to titanium and steel then turned it into a hard drive and when she plugged it into her laptop, this is what she heard.

I’d rather fucking kill myself than give up sticking Q-tips in my ears