Behold, Londinium. And a goose. Hard as fecking nails, these mothers.

“Why is there so much plastic packaging on food nowadays?” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Ready for bed. Night all.

Congratulations, you have reached the middle of the week. Time to camp it up. Oooh, get you yer bitch! Good morning.

Anton Bruckner b otd 200 years ago!! Music of soaring, heartfelt originality and vision. "They want me to write differently. Certainly I could, but I must not. God has chosen me from thousands...How would I stand there before Almighty God, if I followed the others and not Him?"

Here is a reminder that I am now polluting Instagram under @jameshoggwriter

This, my friends, is absolutely Savage! Good evening.

My lovely friend Emma is raising money for Ovarian Cancer Action after finding out that her best friend Justine is suffering from a rare form of the cancer which is incredibly hard to treat. Please have a quick look. justgiving.com/page/emma-gree…

Ready for bed. Night all.

It's a Potty Time we live in. Good for the soul, this. Good morning.

This is fabulous!

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Three gags, one genius. This is ace! Good evening.

Bazza confuses Dermot for Phil, accidentally on purpose. Good morning.

On this day 6th September 1651 Charles II evaded capture by the Parliamentarians by hiding in an oak tree (Charles ll, 1960) Artist: John Kenney

OTD in 2012 a jolly band of us gathered at the Angel Inn in Islington to remember Graham Chapman. A plaque was unveiled, memories were shared and refreshment was taken. Barry Cryer was on Leffe, I remember. What a day! God bless Graham x

Evening all.

We are kicking off the weekend with the mother of all cover versions. Good morning.