We’re hiring at U of Utah Department of Neurobiology! I've truly enjoyed working in this dynamic and supportive department. This is an amazing place to start a lab as a new faculty! Please consider applying and feel free to DM me with any questions. utah.peopleadmin.com/postings/170290

The hits keep coming. UCLA is hiring in computational neuroscience. recruit.apo.ucla.edu/JPF09740 From the ad: The UCLA Department of Psychology invites applications for a full-time, tenure-track or tenured faculty position at the rank of Assistant Professor, Associate Professor, or

Scare quotes missing. "duped"

We're hiring a tenure track position in our clinical area. Come join a supportive, collaborative department in a sneaky amazing city to live in.

Good news for rational voters, bad news for fantasy land infants.

Here we go Rebels!!!

Remarkable amounts of cope from the Utah Tech supporting family behind me that are blaming the lure of Vegas for UNLV stomping their FCS team as a 42 point favorite.

That's a seventyburger, folks.

Don't really know why, but I kinda really hate this version of the Lions. Can't put my finger on it, but something is really unlikeable about how purportedly likeable they all are.

📣NEURO FACULTY JOBS! 🧠 University of Oxford opened *2* positions for Associate Professors of Neuroscience! Come be our colleague! Applications due: noon, 18 Nov 2024 More info: my.corehr.com/pls/uoxrecruit… University of Oxford Department of Physiology Anatomy & Genetics (DPAG) Oxford Neuroscience Pembroke College St Hilda's College

Nightmares are real. I'm completing an online required training program and I keep losing my wifi connection, so I have had to repeat the same videos and questions 4 times now.

Me sowing: putting off mandatory online trainings for months/years. Me reaping: having to complete 5 mandatory online trainings today.

Heading to Olive Garden, my daughter's choice for her birthday, what's my gameplan? Do I treat it like a normal Italian restaurant and get chick Parm or go full OG and get the Italian Tour or bottomless pasta?

The Rutgers Department of Psychology will be hiring for the Behavioral and Systems neuroscience area at the assistant professor level this year. The job ad should be posted any day now, but in the meantime, add it to your list and please consider applying.

🚨 I am looking for a postdoc! We'll get into multi-site neuropixel recordings and closed-loop stimulation in NHPs performing tasks related to attention, self-control, and decision-making. DMs/emails with questions are welcome. Please share and RT! utaustin.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/UTstaff/job/AU…

Dr. Hyman your review is 3 weeks overdue. Me: I have concepts of a plan

JOB ALERT at beautiful Emory University! The Dept. of Psychology invites applications for an open rank, tenure-track faculty position. We are searching for applicants who examine the neural mechanisms of behavior in small animal systems. apply.interfolio.com/153594 Please retweet!

It is freezing this morning. I'm not ready for this shit.