If the “free cyclist shuttle” is still operating 12 months after it opens, I will eat my bike.

My bad. Should have paid closer attention to the video I was angrily retweeting. Turns out, TfL have **ALREADY** admitted that they intend to discontinue the "free cyclist shuttle" after exactly 12 months. Still eating my bike though. I'm a man of my word.

Brian Trueman is a name I was always aware of growing up. If you watched the credits on all the great Cosgrove Hall cartoons, you’d see the same guy doing lots of completely different sounding voices AND writing the scripts. A huge talent who shaped millions of childhoods.

This, I think, is the best other example of what I’m getting at so far. More-so than David Brent in the office. What I mean is, a character with very low status has an incredible superpower that only the audience is sort of aware of, to control everything that’s going on.

An unintended consequence of sending this tweet yesterday… the original video’s comments section at 4:30 is now full of confusing tributes to the Queen.

For a fleeting moment while Apple Maps was loading, I got this mesmerising map showing only man-made land borders and nothing else. Something something profound something something.

At least when Rishi Sunak was a rubbish Prime Minister, you had the thought of someone less rubbish poised to replace him in the realistic future to get you through the day.

Pianopinion needed… A. Just needs tuning. It’ll be fine. B. Not just out of tune, actually broken. Will cost hundreds to repair. C. Haunted. ?