You know what’s classist? Acting like poor people need a computer to write their books for them instead of money and support to help facilitate their art.

Got my unread emails below 100 (not including St Nicks business in the OTHER email accounts), so now I deserve a little treat. I hope you are also providing yourselves with little treats to celebrate small successes today.

Me: "I managed to arrange the burial of ashes, and erection of associated memorial, in a graveyard that's been closed since 1840 and which is also a scheduled ancient monument." Normal humans: "What does this even mean???" Other Churchwardens: "You absolute legend!"

#woodensday The Great Hall of Stokesay Castle - with fire extinguisher 🧯

September is National Classical Music month! To set off your celebrations- why not watch our online concert ‘Following in the Footsteps of Saints?’ With poetry by Jay Hulme & music by Lucy Walker on #holyisland Go on…you know you want to! stmartinsvoices.com/event-details-…

Anyway, I hope they enjoy their conference space. Their glass-fronted, purpose built to be a shop, disconnected from the toilets and rest of the building, designed without underfloor heating because the shelves would crush it, conference space. I hope the money makes them happy.

Finishing up my keynote speech for the transgender theology conference tomorrow and I feel like I may be accidentally hitting every single topic on a right wing "woke gender shit" bingo card.