wahala. it's so over

she was walking around with a loaded shotgun

ready to fire me a hot one

i know i could have walked away

stood my ground and let her stay

so happy to hear that the refugee fueled destabilization of Jordan is bullish for my investment in mommy milkers

$3k/mo on eating out isn't a Problem it's just the cost of self care, i tell myself as the $17 uber eats shrimp roll vanishes in a single bite

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cat wu 👩‍💻 great question. intuit wants you to believe a majority of their offices could survive a direct collision with a 747… but has this been tested? now, i know what you are going to say “intuit only requires working two days at the office, we’ll never get them all at once” true but

this guy on the space: 'NO. 50 times 50k is not 2.5M. That wasn't a Good ad, they got it WRONG'

God give me the confidence of a white man who cant do math..

ten years ago, snapchat invented Stories

𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴.

a groundbreaking social paradigm. a Duh within the scope of technical capabilities that every social platform would welcome into their home, even if everyone in the…

Why is everyone so “thrilled” on LinkedIn all the time

gambling with my mom's bags. i've never felt so alive

hereon describing caroline's testimony as 'The Grippy'

no further notes

he just like me fr

This is AMAZING, but let’s be real here - an NFT yielding $330,000 per year in BYTES should be trading for $1M+. If you’ve got capital then trades like these are a no-brainer.

nikita bear understands fomo's role in virality. well enough to leverage it with investors. he can grift valuations as many times as he wants if just pauses long enough between each swing

really liking twitter's decision to leave article titles out of the thumbnail. leave the baiting to the poaster

raining outside and a tad hung over. who tryna be permaonline with me on this perfect twitter day

make it make sense