"A day in the Life of Sue Republican. Sue gets up at 6 a.m. and fills her coffeepot with water to prepare her morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. (1) ⏬

Ryan Wood Only took 15 games for Barry to learn that man corners should be playing man coverage

Survival horror done right

Should’ve been a dynasty

Dick Durbin last week asked his GOP colleagues to show ‘kindness’ and let him swap Feinstein off committee. Now he is ‘pleading’ with them to ‘make a good faith effort’ on nominees. Is he the most naive man in Washington DC? Is he up for the challenge of a Sen. chairmanship?

"Real patriots don't kneel during the National Anthem, they steal the nuclear codes, hide them from the FBI, and sell them to our enemies." - Republican Party, 2023

Remember when Donald Trump colluded with the Russians, then oversaw the worst economy and highest job loss since the Great Depression, and dead Americans were stacked like cordwood in makeshift morgues, and then he attempted to seize power after losing re-election? Good times.

The media simply can’t handle this moment in American history. Here’s the only story that matters: The Republican front runner for President is a criminal fascist who wants to end democracy and the rule of law. That’s it. Stop treating this like a normal election.

The MAGA movement is, at its core, a well-oiled machine designed to drain the bank accounts and wallets of very, very stupid people who hate liberals and love tyrannic strongmen.

Sounds like you need better friends Dan Crenshaw

Stop playing games with this asshole and change the rule Chuck Schumer

Would definitely support a GoFundMe to make this happen

Its passive. Soft. I can only assume the players hate it.

You don’t bite the hand that feeds you

Benioff and Weiss were in such a hurry to finish that the sloppy product kneecapped their careers

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

You either die a hero, or you stay on Twitter long enough for everyone to find out you’re actually retarded

It would have been funnier if the dune popcorn bucket was a black cube that makes you feel intense pain when you put your hand in it, and if you take your hand out an amc employee kills you

Donald Trump will never not be the dumbest fucking thing that happened in the history of the planet earth.

Real tragic arc to J.J. Abrams's career. He made a Star Trek movie that made you think "this man should really be making a Star Wars movie." Then he made a Star Wars movie that made you think "this man should really be in prison"