So… I guess we’re still doing April Fools on Twitter, huh? Okay… see you all tomorrow.

Hi, Twitter! I just wanted to follow up on my angry tweets yesterday and let you know that a friend helped me get control of my IG account back. No serious damage done. They did send a bunch of crypto spam, tho, which pretty much tipped everybody off that it wasn’t me.

Heh. The hacker must have JUST realized what happened. I just start getting a bunch of password reset request e-mails… 🤣

I have their phone number. I’m so tempted to text them, but I think I’ll just smile smugly and let it go…

Seems more cult than christian if you ask me.

Oh, sweet! New coding font! (no, not really)

Apparently, I don’t give a shit about who I am… 🤣

Oh, do shut up. Nobody gives a fuck what a traitor thinks.

Meth Cook.

Oh, good. The white male billionaire demographic will finally have a voice!

(1/675)⁉️‼️ I knew the calls were coming from inside the house, but I didnb’t know they’d set up a whole call center…

So she’ll side with Republicans? I doubt it… (see: x.com/travisallen02/…)

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him bit.ly/37rxUtL

Twitter trends are killing me lately. Decent humans like Jimmy Carter and David Lynch keep trending, and every single time I assume they died and get sad. And then it turns out, it’s just people appreciating them. Which is awesome, but couldn’t the trends include that info?

Jesus, Twitter. Don’t fucking “show me less often”, stop fucking showing me at all.

not the onion dot com

The first episode of Strange New Worlds didn’t wow me. It wasn’t bad. I liked it, but it wasn’t mind blowing, was the strength of the cast that made it work. But, I gotta say… episodes 2 and 3 have both been exactly what I want from Star Trek. Really good stuff.

Also, did you know if you log off Twitter for a few weeks, it starts acting like a jealous ex-lover and starts sending you many “You might like this” notifications a day? I had to revoke its ability to send notifications it got so bad.

Now I’ll probably get off Twitter for a few more weeks. It’s not you. Really. It’s fucked up world we live in. This place is too stressful.