Sources: Ohtani has met with 29 teams in the MLB. Only team he hasn’t met with is the Baltimore Orioles. All 29 MLB teams (besides the Orioles) have informed me of this

paul got his shirts!

Do we really need the letter J?

Literally had the menu screen of Jeanne Dielman playing, finally going to watch this thing, and the power to our house goes out.

Kojima is one of the best and most interesting film critics because he is clearly evaluating stuff without concern for "the discourse."

America: giving the devil we don't know the boot so we can cozy up with the devil we know

Gabe Sun go boom, walkie-talkies don't work

What's next! Criterion 24/7 babyyyyyy

cybertruck septic tank fell off, got stuck in wheel, caused me to flip & scatter turds/willy wonka funko pops allover the highway killing me

Wow Adley Rutschman might make me an O’s fan!

Tool up, you pinstriped bastards. Shit is on.

lyric genius for audible books

Robert would be a much funnier name if you switched the o and the e

Sensual baseball.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Yes, I have emphysema from my many years of smoking. I have to say that I enjoyed smoking very much, and I do love tobacco - the smell of it, lighting cigarettes on fire, smoking them - but there is a price to pay for this enjoyment, and the price for me is

I think this might actually be the worst commercial I've ever seen. youtu.be/b_EflAtfFDw?si… via YouTube