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Jemima Kelly
@jemimajoanna
Columnist @FT. Formerly/forever @FTAlphaville. Best known for snark, sarc & Sark. "Notorious fiat scammer". "Bus passenger". "Great power." 😎
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http://ft.com 05-01-2012 12:03:20
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“Only ever leave voice notes for someone you are confident likes you. A voice note is a demand on someone else’s time. It is also, as the detractors say, somewhat self-indulgent.” Jemima Kelly on.ft.com/458sn5l
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'Not only is she no longer useful, but it might actually damage Trump to associate himself with [Marjorie Taylor Greene] too much. The base is secured; it’s the centre he now has to appeal to' - on.ft.com/3WDEg0T by Jemima Kelly
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'The last thing the Conservative party needs is for Sunak to start having visions again.'
Love this on how to lose gracefully from Stephen Bush
ft.com/content/9f3e6a… via @ft
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I wrote about morality and the Musk school of (mis)management. With thanks to Edward Brooks for his thoughts ft.com/content/cbdb8a… via @ft
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Jemima Kelly this is the funniest comment I have ever read in the Financial Times
“In fact, he has been dressing the same way and combing his flaxen mop over into that same wind-non-resistant hair helmet since the 1980s.”
😂😂😂😂