it's terrifying what's happening in Colombia, but what's even scarier is that it could happen right here in America too if Trump wins in November

sharpened pencils were also found on Columbia's campus, likely used to stab jews and police officers. these kinds of weapons are not normally carried by college students. extremely scary stuff

nypd officer looking at a college kid and watching them turn into a candy crush icon like in a cartoon when a character is really hungry

so is there a mrs steal your girl? 😏 oh, it's my girl? ah...

NEW QUORATORS w/ the great Kate Willett!

→ How do you chat with women for money?

→ Why am I a bad girl?

→ How does a dog or cat know when their lover cheats on them?

AND MORE! GO WATCH RIGHT NOW youtu.be/feid5gAXNxA

can someone give me a comedy job plz

yea i love colin jost. colin jost to say hello

you don't have to know the entire history of the middle east to think it's bad for our tax dollars to fund the murder of tens of thousands of innocent people

currently working on a Challengers remake about comedians instead of tennis and lemme tell ya it's an awful idea but the characters DO look the same

thinking about how often my bluetooth headphones have trouble connecting to my phone

It’s bizarre how normalized this was. I wasn’t above it as I married a man I met when I was a freshman in college who was 15 years older than me. It took years of therapy after I left for me to realize that the reason he attached himself to me was because I was easy to manipulate

due to wokeness you now have to say 'not that there's anything wrong with it' after discussing gay people

hm

LinkedIn users are unwell

the worst part of going bald is when you see someone with a really stupid haircut and you find yourself thinking 'what a waste of a full head of hair'

brutal patreon cancelation lmao

me sending a packet to snl each year

NEW QUORATORS w/ the hilarious Pamela Ross!

→ Is it important for a husband to show empathy towards his wife's feelings?

→ What has been your experience of smooching your real aunt?

AND SO MUCH MORE! GO WATCH youtu.be/Kv6UKwp9L6E