Golly! Jonesy is wanted by the FBI for Genocide.

Jerry Seinfeld and Gumball Watterson will be released from prison in 11 months. They are in for Genocide.

Oh no! Anakin Skywalker will be escaping prison in 5 months. They are in for Embezzlement.

Too bad! Gabe Newell is wanted by the FBI for Grand Theft Auto.

Sadly, Bean is going to spend 2 years in prison for Forgery.

How unfortunate. Patrick Star will be released from prison in 9 months. They are in for Credit Fraud.

Grandma is guilty of Prostitution.

Too bad! El Pollo is going to spend 54 years in prison for Child Abandonment.

Oh no! Goofy has died in prison. They were in for Tax Evasion.

Golly! Crazy Dave will be escaping prison in 4 months. They are in for the murder of Pierre.

Eric Cartman and Gordon Freeman is wanted by the FBI for robbing Peter Griffin.

Unfortunately, Scrat will be publicly executed for Defamation.

Golly! Tim Sweeney has been arrested at the scene of Walmart for Disturbing the Peace.

Golly! Bloodhound is going to rob 2Fort!

Uh oh. Buzz Lightyear has broken Saul Goodman out of prison who had a charge for Indecent Exposure.

Glass Joe is spending life in prison without parole for Disturbing the Peace.

Uh oh. Bonnie will be escaping prison in 6 months. They are in for Genocide.

Uh oh. Trix Bunny has died in prison. They were in for Domestic Violence.

Golly! Hatty Hattington is going to be given the death sentence for Disturbing the Peace.