I don’t even know where i would begin writing a stupid dating app profile, like “i’m a huge snob”

They are obsessed with sitting and standing because they're catholics

What is this kind of architecture and design called

Isn’t this kind of shocking

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Ridley Scott's Napoleon felt like a meditation on achievement and "a life's work" through the angst a powerful and romantic man might feel when he's approaching 90 years old (as Scott is). My own grandfather had this kind of nihilism towards the end; when you're driven and

Slave nannies so lindy tho 🤔

I love being at the library it makes me think about so many possibilities

Being at the library is so good when you don’t got an unhinged chinese bottle collector rearranging her fifty thousand clanking bags in your ear

I’d look at naked pics of anyone, who cares

Well incontinence is not the sexiest thing in the world . . it's kinda reasonable leaking on the floor like a sick dog elicits a disgust response . . but on the other hand squirting is also gross and it's also piss

sorry bradley

They think an art gallery will be a fun date but it only takes 10 minutes to look at this garbage

I have to watch boss baby

“Heterosexuality is central to who I am” I told my friend Tony that