At least two of the people who helped create the much discussed promotional video for X/Twitter this week have been fired by the company, according to multiple sources.

Love hearing a lecture about jokes before someone delivers C- material

Taylor Swift to attend every blowout game in NFL for remainder of season, just to fuck with your brain

you only have to post that you've never seen a vagina once

SCOOP: Man wears shoes

Elon killed Feinstein, you heard it on X first

What's funny is any time you ask one of the weird Elon nerds where they actually get their news they get defensive and block you because it's all from dudes posting child porn Anyway, I have a Bluesky invite if anyone wants one

What is any of this, we had landlines in college

Wait until you find out about imax

every boomer on Facebook stopped putting ellipses between every sentence to come get enraged at this

As the funniest possible outcome, this is also the most correct

There's not even the pretense of a policy goal any more

I'm seeing why the Problem Solvers caucus never solved a problem if the Republican stance was "you give us what we want in exchange for nothing"

If Kevin McCarthy could run for Speaker, you can have the hard conversation you've been avoiding

I don't understand what position Democrats should have taken to avoid "interfering with the opposing party's internal decisions" - either way, you could argue Democrats are making the decision for a hopelessly divided GOP

I don't know if Elon Musk is a pedophile or not, but I thought this was the place we all agreed to debate it

You sound like a cool guy who definitely has no restraining orders against him

Two BSky invites available, DM me if you want one

Matilda (1996)

Alito discovers criminal procedure near end of second decade on Supreme Court