Wishing my Hindu friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Vishwakarma Puja! #chag #holiday #greeting (I'm not actually here because it's Yom Tov but I scheduled this message so you'd get it on time.)

All the best to EVERYONE this Tzom Gedaliah and an easy & meaningful fast to those fasting! #chag #holiday #greeting (And remember, for those of us who can't safely fast, it's a #MitzvahToEat.)

Wishing my Hindu friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Ganesh Chaturthi! #chag #holiday #greeting

Wishing my Sikh friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Guru Angad Ji Gurgaddi! #chag #holiday #greeting

#DearParents, medium.com/@jewwhohasital… #Holiday #Holidays #HolidaySeason #PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular #EduTwitter #EduTooters #Educators #MedinatAmerica

Wishing my Jain friends & followers who are observing, all the best this Samvatsari and an easy & meaningful fast to those fasting! May all living beings grant you forgiveness. Wishing peace, harmony, and prosperity for all. #chag #holiday #greeting

Wishing my Digambara Jain friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Das Laksan and an easy & meaningful fast to those fasting! #chag #holiday #greeting

Wishing my Buddhist friends and followers who are observing, all the best this autumnal Higan! #chag #holiday #greeting

I bought this totally #Christian star for my Christian friend Christina to top her Yom #SaintFrancis Ha'Kadosh #tree, but she seemed kinda icy when I handed it to her. What did I do wrong?? #MedinatAmerica

🇺🇸 JewWhoHasItAll Can you be expected to remember all their customs? Egg holidays, swine holidays, trees and baby chickens

Wishing my Pagan/Wiccan friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Mabon! #chag #holiday #greeting

“Selfish Jew & childless🐈 lady” 🇺🇸 JewWhoHasItAll i think it's just minhag for christians from europe. the tree isn't actually mentioned in the megillah they read on whatever holiday that is. but yeah, i think the custom around what to put on top of the tree is so specific to family tradition that it's a dicey gift to give.

The only thing more #American than charoset #pie is a fun art quilt for #TheHolidays. I love how this #sukkot print design came out. redbubble.com/shop/ap/145264… #merch

Wishing my Sikh friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Guru Nanak Ji Joti Jot! #chag #holiday #greeting

Yom #SaintFrancis Ha'Kadosh is coming up this #festive #HolidaySeason. I'm such a great #ally, I made sure to include a white and yellow animal design for this #minority's major #holiday. (Surely it's major if it falls around our big #holidays!) redbubble.com/i/hat/Yellow-a… #merch

#ShabbatShalom to EVERYONE! What are your plans for this #Shabbat? #GoodShabbos #Shabbos #GutShabbes #Shabbes #AlegreShabat #Shabat #BuenShabat #שבתאליגרי #שבתשלום #שבת #אגוטשבת #شباتشالوم #шабатшалом #安息日のシャローム

Shalom, ex-Twitter, and thanks for all the fish. G'mar chatimah tova. You can always find where I went at JWHIA.com

(I’m not actually online because it’s Yom Kippur but I scheduled this to make sure the message got to you in time.)

[semi-employed bi-homicidal wandering jewess] Quick reminder that you can find where I am still posting via this link! JWHIA.com