You may think that by tomorrow we'll have our first ever PM who's dad was a toolmaker, when in fact, the last 4's dad's actually made massive tools.

I just bent down and my jeans split... which could be a metaphor for the state of the UK... or it could just mean I need to lose weight...

GB News making up their own exit poll

BBC are showing Chessington counting their votes and I've got to say, it doesn't look like a world of adventure

Hugh fernly wittingstall came as the green screen tonight

Woke up to hear many key tories have lost their seats except Rishi Sunak. I'm sort of pleased about it because all he wants is to go, live it up in the USA and now he's stuck here in a really grey and rainy purgatory.

Jeremy Hunt and family walking down Downing Street reminds me of one of those episodes of Eastenders where the closing music is a sad version of the theme tune.

You can almost pinpoint the moment she got the ick

Just listened to this bit of audio comedy fabulousness -- catch up now if you know what's good for you! 📻📻

On Friday I finally got to see Stephen Catling's show which I never got the chance to see in Edinburgh last year. Its a hilarious hour that shows off Stephens brilliant creativity... he's got one more show during the TWFringe ... Go go go!!

How I feel making a homemade pizza, using a saucepan as a mixing bowl and a glass as a rolling pin

My top 5 picks for who'll replace Gareth Southgate: - Pep Guardiola - Jurgen Klopp - Mr Blobby - Dick (but definitely not Dom) - The Tizer Head (I would suggest Sarina Wiegman but that's going too far)

Do you like podcasts? Do you like Death in Paradise? Do you like the sound of my voice? If you answered even 1 out of 3 of these questions then this is the podcast for you! Link below...

Episode two has just dropped... Will Richard Poole get his cup of tea? #deathinparadise #cozycrime #murdermystery

I've just got off a 9 hour night coach... so I feel like a corpse right now... however - I'm in Edinburgh not Saint Marie... Episode 4 of Pod In Paradise is out now!

There's nothing like the excitement of being away from Edinburgh for a year and getting back to eagerly find out, which side of North Bridge is closed this time 😍😍

🎶 No income tax, no VAT... just fuel cuts to OAP's 🎶 ...Keir Starmer this morning #KeirStarmer

If you're based in Brighton and didn't manage to get Oasis tickets... don't worry... come to Cackle instead? Tickets are much cheaper anyway 🤣