You know I'd love to beat your ass all up and down this place but I gotta go back to work.

Say it, don't spray it brother. Dang.

Check one, two. Testing, testing. They both work and they don't like no feedback. What's up?

My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.

Shit'll buff out.

Why don't you go practice fallin' down? I'll be there in a minute.

Shit'll buff out.

It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.

You know I'd love to beat your ass all up and down this place but I gotta go back to work.

Why don't you go practice fallin' down? I'll be there in a minute.

I got a backup mic right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both workin & guess what? They don't like no feedback, what's up?

Say it don't spray it brother. Dang.

Shit’ll buff out.

Why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good?

Daaaang.

Shit’ll buff out.

Rule Number One: I’m number one.

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Shit’ll buff out.

Happy 4th Y’all 🇺🇸