Children on TikTok in response to my suggestion that we not, for any reason, rehabilitate *Osama Bin Laden* 😫

[Explaining why Bin Laden's Letter to America is bad to a zoomer] He's gaslighting you. Don't let him trauma dump on you like that. Remember there were also BIPOC in the twin towers.

The free market alternative to health inspectors—making each individual determine the cleanliness of each establishment they eat at—is inefficient and unworkable. Hats off to the trained individuals we’ve tapped to do this work for the rest of us 🫡

Tucker: "So how did this whole Ukraine thing begin?" Putin:

Barbara Fields maintains that Thomas Jefferson is maybe the key figure in the formation of modern American racism and when she taught Jefferson she'd say to students: seeing this doesn't make you or me smarter than him. I think about her humility...

Kafka gets angry mail from Mr. Ph.D.

The House passed a defense supplement for Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan. Ukraine aid was the most controversial portion of the supplement and might cost Speaker Johnson his leadership position. Why did he do it? [THREAD]

Analytic philosopher here, I keep destroying my wife's views with devastating counterexamples but she rarely changes her mind, what am I doing wrong?

For homework tonight I've asked my students to bring in copies of their parents tax returns and as much cash as they can find laying around their houses, we will then create a ranking system to equally redistribute the cash amongst them all.

Wild ride ahead

moderator: what are your views on the economy? joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm. donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

so what I'm hearing is Harris is on the hunt for a VP that embodies the terrible power of whiteness

I’m voting for Kamala Harris to protect abortion rights, low-income people’s access to health care, and the long-term viability of Social Security & Medicare and because I think Donald Trump’s vision of higher deficits, higher tariffs, and a smaller workforce is bad.

Trump drank this tonight

“I have concepts of a plan.” He’s probably working on it with Abdul.

Who's with me?