Finally got my Red Zone access just in time to see the Colts score the weirdest TD I've ever seen.

Get yourself a bag, AJ McCarron. #KaKaw

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Drew Lock-toberfest.

I have not watched a single moment of St. Louis' soccer team this season. The second I turn on the game, 26 minutes late, they allow a goal. The universe does not want me to ever like soccer.

Hey St. Louis Battlehawks XFL: let me buy a travisfeeney jersey, you cowards. #UFL

the nfl has been so much more fun since they started rigging it. shout out to everyone who's behind that

Hey St. Louis Blues, the card says there's supposed to be Alibi Cookies in the latest #QuarterNoteClub box. Mine's missing. What gives?

Just like we drew it up.

Cotton Bowl -- Mizzou Football Super Bowl -- Kansas City Chiefs UFL -- St. Louis Battlehawks? FOOTBALL GOES THROUGH MISSOURI.

At the NCAA hockey regionals. Mizzou Athletics, can we get on this sooner rather than later?

Hey, I'm in this video!

HOLY SZMYT!

Now we get the answer to the age-old question: How can an entire league go 7-9?

And he was getting abused by *checks notes* Greg Ostertag.

Thing about 1500 meters is that it offers a really, really long time to be alone with your thoughts in the pool knowing there is absolutely nothing you could possibly do to catch Katie Ledecky

Official. China dethrones the U.S.

Have they peed in a cup yet?

Fox needs to immediately start funding research into cloning Gus Johnson for future generations.

Every St. Louis Battlehawks game sold more tickets than this. #KaKaw