Boris Johnson, December 1: “There were no parties.” Boris Johnson, April 12: Fined by the police for partying

Our greased piglet of a Prime Minister has wriggled and writhed out of every promise broken, every rule violated, every law breached. He can't wriggle out of this one.

The contest to be leader of the Conservative Party might as well be happening in a parallel universe. Neither of them has any idea how to help people through what could be the toughest winter in decades. The Government must cancel the planned rise in energy bills this October.

The Liberal Democrats have called for October's expected energy price cap rise to be scrapped, with the cost covered by a windfall tax on energy company profits. Leader Sir Ed Davey spoke to #BBCBreakfast bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

When's the fucking revolution going to start then?

All of them, all of them, Defra UK, Ofwat, Environment Agency and Southern Water should hang their heads in shame and by God do they have a lot to answer for. Every beach in East Sussex between Brighton and Hastings has now been issued with a sewage alert. sussexlive.co.uk/news/sussex-ne…

Liz Truss also admitted public spending WILL be reduced from previous plan - so what she told PMQs Wednesday was wrong.

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Eastbourne Town regain their crown as the Kings of Eastbourne! #ForzaTown💛💙 #EastbourneDerby Eastbourne is yellow! Come on 👊 ⚽️ leongreig777 ⚽️ Fletcher Holman

It would have been cheaper to settle rail dispute, minister admits bbc.in/3XHPfU6

"To blame asylum seekers in hotels for being there, when the system has completely failed, seems to be encouraging people to go round there with hammers, smash up police cars and say it's your fault you're here." Ian Hislop tears into Robert Jenrick #BBCQT

Private Eye nails it

They are hyping it in the hope of trouble. Deliberately said the March was on Sunday when it is not. Awful people. Awful government. Destroying 🇬🇧 values while bringing in laws to gaslight re 🇬🇧 values. Does Sunak believe this Braverman nonsense? Or just too weak to stop her?

Dig out your unwanted sleeping bags and bring them along to the game Saturday where we will be collecting sleeping bags for local homeless charity Kingdom Way Trust. There will also be a Christmas raffle too! 🎅🎄

Eastbourne Town Supporters Help Tackle Homelessness. At a recent matchday, we raised £240.00 and received eight sleeping bags for donation. More below on what the Kingdom Way Trust charity is doing and some kind words from their CEO. Our thanks to the best supporters 💛💙

The Saffrons Stage Is Set #EastbourneDerby💯 Town v United - Easter Monday at 11AM. ⚽️ See you there 👊 Premier Sports The SCFL | Eastbourne United AFC | Caffyns Group | Audi UK

HOLD THE BACK PAGE, HOLD THE FRONT PAGE! WE'VE DONE IT!!! THE OLDEST SENIOR CLUB IN SUSSEX ARE YOUR NEW @Thescfl PLAYOFF WINNERS!!! UP THE TOWN🟡🔵🟡🔵 Ollie Davies ⚽️ James Stone ⚽️

AFTER 10 YEARS, JUDE MACDONALD'S EASTBOURNE TOWN FOOTBALL CLUB ARE HEADING BACK TO THE The Pitching In Isthmian League

A week to remember for our historic, groundbreaking and truly special Football Club. 💛💙 🎥 "We are going up, say we are going up!"