Not even ten minutes back in the country before we started complaining about Toronto transit. That’s how you know you’re home.

The nice thing about AI is that all the cost savings on labor will certainly be passed down to the consumer.

“Fear is the mind-killer,” I tell myself, placing my hands into the Dyson Airblade.

do enough people know the classic Hanna-Barbera character Snagglepuss to get how funny it would be to hear him say the phrase 'lol, lmao even'

“ALL the M&Ms are kinda sexy if you think about it.” -Sophie Paas-Lang

Since summer last year we’ve been dealing with my wife’s cancer. We’re almost done with chemo, but man have these months been hard. If you’ve been umming or ahhing about buying one of these pens, now would be a great time for me.

Frankly, if I was Beyoncé, I would simply not give the Beckys and Jolenes of the world the time of day.

i think this is probably the meanest onion headline

I don't think you're ready
For spaghetti

My top reasons to love Richard Serra:

1. His beautiful list of verbs for making art, that remains an infinite menu for overcoming creative blocks.

Really great if your favourite part of an art gallery is rushing past all the art to find a bathroom.

The Bloodsucker Proxy

Who wore it best?

They kicked me out of the opera because I wouldn’t stop pronouncing Aida like Aooogah.

*Jeff Goldblum voice* Life… uh… gets in the way.

I painted a (the?) Batman for the Beguiling’s charity art show to raise money for Maggie's Toronto Sex Workers Action Project. Dec 6!

John Martz
John Martz

Queen Streetcar fully wrapped in a big Call of Duty ad with the words MODERN WARFARE blazoned across the side, pretty gross, TTC Customer Service