You know you're going to lose your fantasy season when you Google "Help me with my Fantasy Draft" and the guy doing the tutorial is one of the fuckers you're playing against. Matthew Berry #TakeMyMoney youtube.com/watch?v=gGQHTh…

Winner selected. Putting together the video and will post tomorrow.

Hey friends! Winner just announced, along with accompanying sloppy video of the drawing. New giveaway next week! Sorry if you didn't win... but I will continue these until I run out of killer swag!

I wrote about the deliriously bloody and proudly lowbrow PIRANHA 3D for Guardian Australia. One of the best horror movies of the 00s and it's streaming on Netflix ANZ and Stan. Guardian culture Guardian Aus Culture Josh Stolberg theguardian.com/culture/articl…

Backstage with the Blue Man Group! (AKA the amazing magician Chris Ramsay) on the set of SAW Spiral. Notice little Mr. Snuggles in the background! 😊

Is 15 the "Tire Iron Anniversary"?

‘Sorority Row’ Is the Perfect Horror Remake dreadcentral.com/editorials/511…

This! yahoo.com/entertainment/…

No idea if this movie is going to be good, but the trailer really intrigues me. And the director, Coralie Fargeat, made an AMAZING movie called Revenge, which is a highlight for me in the last few years and had one of the bloodiest, CRAZIEST endings EVER! youtube.com/watch?v=LNlrGh…

Thanks to Drew Taylor and TheWrap for the double mention. To be referenced alongside some of my favorite horror remakes (The Thing, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Let Me In) made me day! THANKS! thewrap.com/best-horror-mo…

I feel like it's gettin' old!

The new #giveaway is a screen-used prop from #SororityRow. Jessica’s cell phone. Signed by Leah Pipes but here’s the fun thing… she accidentally signed it with her married name at the time. So a one of a kind! To enter RT & Follow. Join my mailing list for extra entry.

To be clear, this is FREE. I will pay shipping. Open to anyone in the world. If you want a free second entry, a link to my mailing list is in my bio. Just add your email.