might sound dramatic but he’s the greatest thing to ever happen to me

not this dude asking the guy ahead of him in line for the bathroom if he’s gonna take a shit. and not them rearranging the line accordingly. kindness wins

i wish we had more queer spaces that weren’t centered around alcohol

god this is dumb. however, maybe it’s time we understand how these apps distort our perception. check my following tab and see if it matches the one that i see (sorted chronologically). you see what twitter wants to show you. anyways, yall be good and i said what i said 🤷

i’m a man of simple pleasures

watching tv and cuddling with my favorite boy

king of side eye

gays will say *wild* things about someone else’s body and fully mean it as a compliment

i love posting pictures of my puppy on twitter and getting notifications like gapingholeslut liked your post

so weird that to succeed in almost any artistic field these days you have to be good at making short-form video content. like how many great artists are working in corporate jobs because they're not good at making funny relatable tiktoks

the perfect lil puppers you nasty freaks love so much

wordlebot: why are you so dumb? i would’ve guessed a word with none of the green or yellow letters

a stranger asked for my puppy’s insta, which he has because i’m what? obsessed with him

i don’t think i’ve ever felt as cunt as i did when i was an 8 year f*g listening to lovefool by the cardigans

somebody was a very brave and good boy for his first haircut

i love looking at hot people, don’t get me wrong. but i actually find it hotter to watch regular looking people have sex

went to a wedding this weekend and god said gay rights

mr taco was very brave today and will remain free from rabies and lyme disease

transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons

he loves to nap on my lap(top) while i work