people who criticize a bad fantasy pick are hustling backwards you gotta clap and encourage like they just gave a terrible answer in family feud. you do you fella, we’re just here for your encouragement (and donation)

now that months have passed we can all admit Drake telling Kendrick his back is against the curb was the funniest line of that beef right?

everyone too focused on the Cybertruck aspect and not the phrase “pizza restaurant,” which I have literally never heard anyone use pizza place.

if youre a man born anywhere from 1987 to 1992, you remember exactly where you were when this video came out

I have never been prouder of myself

why would you send this text lmao

interesting. did something happen in 2020 that could have caused an increase?

so I parked my cybertruck outside my favorite pizza restaurant…

There are many sad things about the state of our country, but the saddest of all is that this type of tragedy is so commonplace that it will be out of the news cycle in 72 hours. I was in elementary school when columbine happened. All our parents were horrified bc nothing like

This will, as all things do in 2024, inevitably devolve into a political screaming match. It’s tired. We’re 25 years post columbine. Both parties have held power in ways that could have forever made it more difficult for these tragedies to happen. Every time they’ve declined

The correct amount of fantasy football teams: 0 = lame 1 = not enough, too much investment 2 = fine but not enough 3 or 4 = the perfect amount of teams 5 = fine but too many 6+ = lame

3 players averaged 25-7-7 last season: 1) 3-time MVP Nikola Jokic (2 more than Kobe) 2) Luka Doncic 3) 39-year-old LeBron James … and what were Mike’s final stats that season, fella?

gotta love modern technology. you can be sitting in an office MILES away from your home and ping your robot vacuum to start cleaning FOR YOU and come home to 0.4% of your floor clean before the vacuum got stuck under your coffee table

the new kickoff is so weird looking. I hate it. don’t even care if it winds up being more fun. don’t like it.

me to every other sport now that football is back

refs seeing an OL line up 0.1 millimeter off the ball

but don’t they dare gamble tho!!

Justin Watson’s whole job is to make one catch for 27 yards at a critical point in a game once every 6 weeks

Pacheco gets up from every tackle like he’s running to take a handoff