Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness. Oscar Wilde's words, not mine 🤗

Apparently I’m a pick my gal 🙃

Just finished "I'm Glad My Mom Died" by Jennette McCurdy and fuuuuuuck! But also I love the style that it was written in. The entire time it’s coming from her perspective at that age, instead of her perspective now of what she went through.

It's #WorldSuicidePreventionDay! As a suicidologist and someone who has experienced chronic suicidality since age 9, I want to offer some insights that mainstream prevention orgs don't often share. 🧵

I can’t believe I forgot to take my phone on do not disturb. I hate being behind in group chats

Haha my insta is now filled with frogs memes. I didn't know I needed this in my life 🐸

A football game in the middle of a Rihanna concert is weird but whatever

Them: “are you ever worried that-“ Virgo: “yes.”

the try guys collectively firing ned for cheating on his wife is such a power move im sorry this is modern feminism

Y'all ever just see someone living their best life, and it just makes you happy?

i deserve all of the good things that are happening to me and are going to happen to me. i have worked extremely hard to be here and i am beyond worthy of the success that is headed my way. i lead with kindness and gratitude everyday.

Older siblings: my baby brother The baby: a 25 year old

When someone dies, do you ever just feel like you use the word dead and alive like way more than usual?

Absolutely no one: Me all month of October:

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

My dance playlists are messing up my Spotify blends 😒 the egg shaker song 🥚 is appearing on all my blends

Seeing your parents for who they are and understanding their level of maturity will allow you to stop seeking from them what they aren’t able to give.

some of you are not Kenough. some of you are broKen

So annoyed with El Pollo Loco ! I went to use my rewards but it timed out before I got to the window to get it scanned. Tried to get the code again and said it was already used. The employees let me know that this is just a thing that happens 🙃